Hey, girls.
Good luck.
The boys are all here.
Here, you two.
Okay.
Don't enjoy things without us.
Thanks
Subtitle by Aldi Arman
Every girl had her own beautiful youth.
With merely a glance,
she can kill those little boys.
But the youth is so annoyingly short.
The following days suck.
Every day, our tender hearts are tortured
by a terrifying question.
What if we can't find a husband?
It's so pathetic.
Much more tragic than those in the Korean dramas.
Therefore,
We must destroy the Alliance of Geeks thoroughly.
We have to tear up their leader.
Single Best Girls will definitely rule the world.
Being a woman isn't easy, is it?
From now on,
every stupid guy who wants to be a geek
should ask for prior permission
from our girls.
Even they can't find husbands,
it has nothing to do with our geeks.
One month.
In one month,
I'll make the Alliance of Geeks collapse
and vanish.
Yes
I'll let them know
that if the unmarried girls are still single,
the boys have to pay for this on and on.
She is right
Liu Ting.
How many players are there in your company's
online game Expedition?
250,000.00
250,000 geeks
have been seized firmly
by our new generation Goddesses of Geeks.
According to the latest user date report,
the extant best quality men
might be conceivably hiding behind these geeks.
For this reason,
we got to dig them out and
make them our girls' husbands.
This time,
the agent we planted in the Alliance of Geeks
successfully convert three geeks.
They offered to have dates with our girls.
Don't tell me...
they really planted some agent among us.
Boss.
All sent.
Oh. Demand exceeds supply.
All warfare
is based on deception.
Exactly speaking,
who is this double agent?
This guy sent an anonymous e-mail to tell me.
After he was converted,
I persuaded him into being a double agent working for us.
The information of this date
was sent by this guy.
Then what?
Ask Boss.
Little boy.
What do you say?
Oh...
I'll listen to Mr. Geekzer.
onvert them into geekess.
Incidentally, make them work for us.
Oh, forget it.
I better not listen to you.
Our men will go on a date with them.
Once upon a time
The world is so peace
Then a bunch of men started to hermit themselves at home
A group of pitiful women
Find themselves forgotten and wandering the streets
And then
This created two great forces
the Alliance of Geeks and the Single Best Girls
As time went by their size grew
the Alliance of Geeks' ventured out even less
While the Single Best Girls started to become more desperate and wild
The loveless Single Best Girls
They vow to bring down the Alliance of Geeks
the Alliance of Geeks are now forced to fight back
The war will decide the winner
"Chase Our Love"
Are you here to make trouble?
Wild Flower Trio.
Use your sexiness wild beast in the hell.
And you...
your tender beauty as a flower-like boy
and your fragrance of male hormone.
Face down those
unmarried girls.
Are you ready?
I was born ready
You want some?
No, thank you.
What's your name?
Halibanoh Doraemon Aiguli Maimaiti
Steadicam Hasang Pikachulavsky
What a long name!
You can only say my full name.
If you got one word wrong,
I'll crush you.
You're so man!
That's not my name.
Courier is a sacred occupation.
No.
I mean delivery.
Food Delivery is a vital part in my life.
What food do you deliver?
Spring Pancake.
Wow.
Sounds delicious, huh?
Cat food?
You know what?
I only know butchering pigs.
But I can't afford to buy a butchering knife.
I'll give you one.
I got my elementary school diploma
only after I killed ten pigs for the village head.
Wow.
You suffered a lot mentally and physically.
You got both tricks and stature.
Certainly you'll win great success.
My only property
is a car.
I mean a cart.
For pulling dead pigs.
Then...
are you willing to take me for a drive?
Would you mind going to the slaughterhouse?
Do you have any idea about the counterattack of the geeks?
Oh?
Counterattack?
I have no idea.
What counterattack?
Send three special actors to deceive our girls.
It doesn't make sense if you don't know.
The hell if I know.
Those lousy geeks.
They're too much.
What sort of agent are you?
Do you want to lose your job?
Our alliance is a strict organization.
Normally,
the amateurs like us won't get access to the info from the executives.
Don't lose your heart only because you're
a low profile agent.
You still need to make progress.
You know?
When will you introduce me to the Goddess of Geeks?
Next weekend,
in the manga show,
you'll see her.
Even so,
your leader must turn up.
I won't turn our leader in.
We've agreed on this before.
For love
I would only sell out my pride
Oh.
Go to hell.
Is there nothing else to do?
Why must you be an agent?
Hey girl.
Lost in a daze again?
Humph.
I wasn't informed of your meeting yesterday.
You're such an anti-war activist.
If we have invited you,
the pledge rally would certainly be spoiled.
I knew it.
Even if you invite me, I won't attend.
It's just that you didn't invite me.
That makes me lose face.
What is it?
You won't leave bite marks all over me again.
I hate you.
How surprising that the Goddess has such a hobby.
I won't show you.
Still remember that Melonie, huh?
Did anything happen on Melonie?
I guess Melonie has become melon juice.
Alright. Go on in.
If you don't go in, I'll dock your pay.
Oh, you...
cut it.
I'm so regretful.
Since I was back for you from the US
and become some stupid Goddess of Geeks
and some brand spokesperson.
I've radically been working as
the spiritual poison for a group of kidult boys.
It really wastes my talent.
Big sister.
You should lose your weight.
Oh.
Your office is in a mess.
I like being "Gone with the Mess".
If I have such free time,
I'd rather tidy up the country.
Why should I make time for the room?
You won't get married.
You won't get married. You won't...
You've been purchasing the same thing for three years.
Do you really plan to go on this way?
You still purchase.
It's enough to give away.
I've promised Promie.
I'll manage to find it for her.
But this watch online are almost sold out because of you.
Isn't it?
Not this one.
Hey, how are the sales for this volume?
My manga isn't popular.
It doesn't sells at all.
Boss.Don't lose your heart.
Okay.
Stop calling me "boss".
But you're the well-recognized alliance leader.
I really don't understand.
Why did you have to choose me as your leader?
It's because those former leaders
were picked out and fixed by the Single Best Girls
and now basically are all fathers,
dealing with diapers all day long.
Only you,
can stay in the throne for a year,
while they haven't got any clue about you so far.
Then tell me why
there isn't a girl that comes to lure me.
Boss.
Girl, you know what.
I've found the book you're looking for.
It's really demanding.
I don't see any appeal in this book.
I like reading it.
Want it or not?
Join me for the blind date tonight.
I've found a super handsome guy for you.
Why don't you go yourself?
You are our boss.
You'll be the best example for us
to follow, so you go first.
Okay. Excuse me.
That mosquito comes again.
Little Mann.
He's really as if a rare flower in spring.
No matter how many times you step on him,
he's still alive bouncingly.
Hi.
I don't think I've told you to pick me up.
I'm not here to pick you up.
Then what brings you here?
I'm here to check the house.
Anyway, I like your house the most.
Would you sell it?
Don't you think you are crazy?
Let me give you a ride.
I'm going to meet my client.
I'm good, thanks.
How about watching a movie tonight?
I have a blind date tonight.
Can I give you flowers then?
Have it delivered to my office.
Liu Ting.
What sort of fool did you make the date for?
Meat shield.
I'm leaving.
Your mom didn't teach you walking faster, did she?
Come and have a look.
This is the most popular action, bloody, pure love,
horrific artistic manga.
Harry Geekie and the Girl of Fire.
Buy and have a read.
Harry Geekie and the Girl of Fire.
The Girl of Fire...
Harry Geekie
Girl.
Do you think he will come?
It depends on whether that agent boy
worked it out effectively for us.
Harry Geekie and the Girl of Fire.
Come and have a look.
This is an erotic manga that is about to be sold out.
Harry Boobs and the Bra of Fire.
Hurry and have a look.
Hurry up. It's the limited edition.
Yes, miss.
Limited edition. Buy a set.
Hey, agent boy.
Hush.
Is it you?
It's me, why?
Are you the author?
Yes.
What?
You liar.
Give it back. I won't sell it to you.
Here. I'll give you one.
Are you the author?
Yes.
Can you draw a portrait for me?
Who is this girl?
The Goddess of Geeks.
She couldn't look like this.
It's the new version.
The old version is outdated already.
That guy over there has been watching you long.
Why did you go without any notice?
You ignored me first.
I didn't ignore you.
You didn't even give me a chance to speak.
But I never said good-bye to you.
You've been to the US.
Why didn't you tell me directly?
You don't want me to go.
Why didn't you tell me?
If I really speak it out,
will you stay for me?
Yes.
I awaited you till the last second at the airport.
But you only
have someone give me a broken watch
and a letter.
The broken watch was fixed.
So what?
I meant to give you a hint that
stay and watch me.
Is everyone here?
Hi, Mr. Geekzer.
They are the top ten Evil Sweet Talkers of the Alliance of Geeks.
Their team leader
is Flower Boy, who has infiltrated into
the Single Best Girls after sacrificing his handsome look.
Mr. Geekzer.
Flower Boy.
Thanks for your effort.
They have their own legends in the circle of cyber love.
And the lethality when they fight as a group,
that could be scary even if you only imagine.
This time our alliance should take the initiative to attack.
Talk all unmarried girls into going their home
and becoming geekesses tamely.
We'll extend their unmarried period.
I have no regret even though I'm thinner and thinner.
And him.
He paid true love every time. What a poor boy.
That's too actual.
This group of babes will die miserably outside.
But they're invincible in fighting cyber-warfare at home.
One of the important information is now applicable.
The QQ numbers of all those girls are at hands.
What are you still waiting for?
Let's roll.
Like this.
Remember
What are they doing?
Internet chatting at home.
Oh, changing us into geekesses?
This geek boy is too imaginative.
Oh, boss.
The situation is critical.
Some of the girls have gone crazy for getting married.
Vivi, send them a challenge.
This is the letter
slotted under the door by the double agent.
Isn't it the invitation to the party?
It seems that the evil queen
has to dig you out by hook.
Then why not tell her directly?
No need to bring so much ado.
Please don't.
Now our best interest is to protect you.
Nowadays, information is in high speed development.
It's difficult to keep some secret.
Then tell us we're going or not.
If we aren't going,
it seems that we're so chicken.
But if we're going,
I fear that we'll be exposed.
We'll go, then.
Why?
They attack.
We counter.
We have been always like this, no?
That's true.
Where have you been?
Are you looking for this?
Who is it?
The photo of the 1 st Goddess of Geeks
when she was half a year old.
Can you change your chair at the door for a softer one?
My butt hurts.
Here you turn up again.
Hi.
How many times should I tell you?
I don't like you being like this.
I can't help it.
I will be relieved only after seeing you be back.
If that's what you really love to see,
why don't you pick me up home after work?
Every time I was there to pick you up,
you never tended to get in my car.
You like driving fast.
I don't feel secure in your car.
Is it a good explanation?
It's been hard work.
I've brought some food for you.
I don't like having supper.
It's no good. You're quite thin already.
Did I tell you that I don't have supper for losing weight?
Just look.
You're easily seen through when you're lying.
Whatever.
I'll go home.
Good night.
It's cool recently.
I've bought you a scarf.
Take care.
Thanks for accepting the invitation tomorrow.
Did I say I'm going for you?
So long as you come, it's good.
Who is your alliance's leader?
Why Liu Ting didn't answer my phone?
Alright, cut the crap.
I've never seen an agent like you.
It's principle.
Prin-shit-ple.
I know that
your boss
must be a secluded type.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't take the date.
This time,
we'll storm his den.
Come on, give me
the address and phone number.
There is a person of this type.
Let it be sold.
Can I change it for a 3-year-old one?
I heard that the Alliance's leader keeps secluded for 1 0 years.
What are you doing?
Come on. Come on.
We're...not.
Not what?
Not as what you imagine.
I'm not as what you imagine.
Big sister. I reckon that it's a trap.
Come on. Touch me.
Let's touch him
He can't play any tricks.
He really fainted.
Stop playing around, geezer.
Watch your step.
Now their agents are completely disabled.
Doctor How.
Minnie
Hey, don't touch it.
Alright. Stand up.
It's okay.
How could this happen?
Why are you all right with this? It's a girl.
Yes.
Please. Touch me once more.
Just once is okay.
Why?
Just once, please. Your friend...
Why should I touch you, Doctor How?
Nothing...
Just do me a favor.
Just once.
He is good.
Congratulations.
It feels so wonderful.
I can't believe that I can touch women now.
Is he mad?
He's sick. Don't be afraid.
Once I touch a girl, I'll be fainted immediately.
You are the first girl that I touch without fainting.
I don't believe it.
You don't?
I'll show you an example.
Oh, big sister.
You pervert.
No.
Time is up.
Get up.
Don't hit in the face...
You aren't handsome enough for saving your face.
Are you okay?
You really go fainted once you touch a girl.
Except you.
It's strange.
Minnie, take some pills.
What illness has she got?
Brain tumor.
She almost has never left the hospital since she was then.
She's a fashion designer.
An extremely talented one.
But it's a pity
that she doesn't have too much time.
It seems the God is always jealous of talents.
It's all right. Get up.
Really stylish.
That explains why Mann is so crazy for you.
Are you an artist?
No.
Then what do you do?
Oh, I guess...
you should be...
Don't guess.
I don't think you can get it right.
Behavioral psychology.
Wow.
What does it deal with?
Particularly disturbing people's mood.
Hey, miss.
If you really feel disgusted at his man,
why do you bother to
get so close to him?
He's married.
Excuse me.
Enjoy yourselves.
Let's go
Oh, you're here too.
You really look like the hero in your manga.
Who are you?
you drew a portrait for me.
Oh, it comes to me now.
Girl, I don't think I'm infectious.
Why do you always keep such a distance from me?
Let's chat a little longer.
I'm not going to.
It's just the fate that we meet.
Just chatting, nothing else.
Then find somebody else.
I admire your elegance.
Save it.
Save what?
You want to make friends with me, right?
Yup.
And then go to bed with me, right?
Yup.
Only a few people could forget me so thoroughly.
My pride is really hurt.
I'm so sorry.
I won't forget next time.
Next time...
Alright. Better live up to your word.
Oh.
What do you mean by next time?
Your manga has a reason to be that unpopular.
You're really boring.
That's why nobody reads it.
That's not true.
I like his manga.
Big sister.
In these ages, no man has pure motives.
In any case, all men are not pure.
But a woman can has her choice.
Then choose.
You failed.
You don't like talking with me.
I always come and go without a trace.
Whenever I want, I'll appear.
Agent boy
What do you say?
You're also in the Single Best Girls.
Oh, god.
I've repeatedly met with just one person in those days.
But I didn't see any spark
between the two of us.
Tell me the truth.
How many people are there in your group?
The boys here are really insufficient. I'm not joking.
Oh, Promie.
It's been a while.
Little Boy.
Oh, this is my boyfriend Peter.
Hi.
Well, he's...
This is one of my schoolmate.
Oh, really?
Nice to meet you.
What subject do you study?
My major is particle physics.
Nuclear physics and condensed matter physics
Wow, Impressive.
Now he's merely a manga author.
My company now is hiring people.
Just think about working for me.
My company is a real estate company.
He's not my good friend.
Actually he knows nothing
but making trouble for you.
Promie has grown up in a small town right?
After graduation, she wants to go for the career in a big city.
That's why she chose an overseas returnee like Peter.
I can fully understand your state of mind
for a direct social climb-up.
But, Peter.
You are too much.
All brand clothes you're wearing are fake ones.
How can you cheat a pure girl like her?
You even said you have a company.
But I think your English is very poor.
Little Boy.
Give us an explanation.
What kind do you like?
Tell him.
A bit taller than you, a bit strong than you.
I'll tell you what.
Those features are too chemical.
Just look at this one.
Pure and natural.
Moreover,
Concentration is the essence.
Understand?
My hair is tidier than yours.
OK.
My clothes are better than yours.
My smile is falser than yours.
I know flirting and luring.
I've decided on you.
I think you need a good beat to get comfort.
I suggest you submit to me.
I'm already yours.
Particle physics.
Nuclear physics and condensed matter physics
You're too far.
You can even say these words.
Promie told me so.
Oh, now a beautiful fan like me invites you to dinner.
But you aren't happy?
I'm okay.
That's okay. You're talkative.
Do you really like Promie?
For the sake of you being my idol,
I'm going to bring her back for you.
What do you think?
Really?
Really.
That's great.
Now call her.
Now.
We don't need to talk anymore, do we?
Hello.
Tell her "I'll call you later"
I'll call you later.
Okay.
Today's mission is completed.
Do not answer her phone.
Do not call back, either.
Then what?
I don't expect that I'll work overtime this weekend.
What's more, it's for a geek.
Objectively speaking,
facing the opposite sex,
the visual targets of men and women are completely different.
Men like watching inside and out.
So-called cultivation or characteristics
are actually a lie.
They just want to see a woman being naked first,
and then her with dress and makeup on.
After then, they will find
the looks that women wear no clothes are more attractive.
But the women look the opposite way.
Just like peeling an onion,
Iayer by layer.
So,
the man's look is very important.
A woman's taste for a man perhaps depends on individuals.
But, just like all men's linear liking to sleep with women,
all women are jealous.
This little common character
is simple and fatal.
Women always like a little bad men.
Therefore,
it's never a bad thing to have a bit instinct of beast
within the noble characters.
Bear in mind that women...
Whoa, wait...
I'm already a little confused.
Can you explain
what the meaning of the instinct of beast is?
Hwa made it to have a date with Liu Ting.
But, if he keeps clinging to Liu Ting this way.
He'll get his ass kicked.
Oh, you can't hit me.
Don't. Just chat with me a little longer.
Don't use hands.
Look, many people are looking at us.
Let's give him some help.
Help him?
I've practiced many kung fu styles.
There's no problem at all.
You need to be with me,
then I can protect you.
Hwa, this is Han Jing.
I'm so worried about your behavior.
Listen to me, don't speak anything.
If you really like Liu Ting,
nod slightly.
If you want to got to bed with her tonight,
nod slightly.
If you dare to do her wrong,
I'll put an end to your family.
If we're clear, nod your head.
Alright, now follow my instruction, strictly.
There are four steps.
First, drop and smash your mobile phone.
The more broken, the better.
Second, turn around and go, do not look back.
Third, if Liu Ting catches up with you,
the first thing you do after you turn back is kiss her.
Remember, express your confusion in your eyes.
Fourth, no matter what Liu Ting ask you today.
Do not explain. Do not look at her eyes.
Alright?
Now you can drop your phone.
Dear.
Do you see that?
This is the instinct of beast.
But, Hwa is so resolute
that he dropped the phone without second thought.
That phone is mine.
No way.
Do you have to do so?
What are you doing?
No.
Promie, who told you to come here?
Sounds I could not come.
No...
Wipe your face.
Promie.
Can I touch your hand?
We haven't known each other well.
May I ask a question?
Yes.
Did you never hold a girl's hand before?
I...
No way.
I...well, and...I...
Yes.
Then I'm the first one, right?
Yes.
Then hold my hand.
Heh heh, I...
Time is up.
I...
There'll be a fashion show of my works next week.
Perhaps no outsiders know.
But...
That might be my farewell show, I'm afraid.
Will you attend?
Thank you for your attendance.
Thank you very much.
Thanks for your long assistance and support for me.
Thanks for your appreciation of my works.
It's you that gave me the chance to realize my dream.
Today, I'm happy to have a special friend to be here.
I don't know him very long.
But
he made me understand a special value
and let me enjoy something privileged that no one else can enjoy.
Mr. Chai Tsai Chia.
This is the very place
where I have no choice but to say goodbye to my dream.
Would you see me off?
When you cry over the phone,
don't forget that I'm also worried about you.
The separation of hearts
tastes so bitter.
When we loosen our holding hands,
there must be someone being careless,
but that's just not me.
Who loves more
and longer?
That must be me.
But, so what if I win?
I can't bear seeing the tears.
I can't take the heartbreak.
Your pledge of love is magnificent.
But what can I keep with me?
It's time we go back.
No.
It's your turn.
Come on.
Let's call it a day.
Hey. Minnie is exhausted today.
We should go back.
What are you looking for?
I don't where I should put my hand.
Except the bottom,
you can put it anywhere.
Silly.
I didn't cry.
I'm not warm enough.
You don't hug the pillow when sleeping at home, do you?
Yes, I do.
How to?
Take a seat
Thanks.
Don't you think he's handsome today?
You're beautiful too.
Thank you.
Oh, the two of you...
Oh. Is it the first date of us?
In your dream.
Actually she asked me out today, for the first time.
Really
I almost forget this.
Promie looks in a good mood today.
Little boy, and you?
Not bad.
I've caught you
on a date this time.
Who is this girl?
She's Promie.
You're Promie.
Yes. Nice to meet to you.
Nice to meet to you.
Miss Chau,
your design is as splendid as you.
Thank you.
Yes.
It's my honor to meet you.
Let me introduce.
This is my girlfriend Han Jing.
I'm sorry.
I'm a little tired.
Excuse me.
I need to go back.
Then, should I...
No.
I mean I...
No need.
I'm not feeling good now.
So you better stay away from me.
Did I annoy you?
It's not your fault.
Then what's wrong with you?
It's none of your concern.
Don't be capricious, okay?
I'm sorry if I've said anything wrong.
Don't turn around and leave no words, okay?
I fear to handle with a girl like this.
Don't be vexatious.
I was just kidding when I
introduced you as my girlfriend.
I thought you will deny.
Even if you don't like me,
you should try to know me for real at least.
Right?
Mann.
You're a serious narcissist.
You have narcissism-type personality disorder.
You despised everyone around you,
but you conceal it well.
You incorporate
nine kinds of traits.
Proud, arrogant, boasting, extreme,
earnest for success, thirsty for power,
Iacking of sympathy,
you envy and longed for the success of others.
From a psychological clinical point of view,
it's rather serious for a person have more than five traits.
And you have them all.
What's more,
you're extremely self-abased.
And you will hit women too.
So,
stay away from me.
Oh my god...
I haven't begged you for anything, right?
No, you haven't.
That's why I came.
Then you better go.
I can't help you
for this matter.
Is it really demanding?
Is it not demanding?
It's just a story about a hero saving a beauty.
That's too mediocre.
I knew it's mediocre.
But I can't find any better idea.
I don't count on this.
What a hero saving a beauty!
You need being rescued.
Yes, save me, save me.
Bro Hwa.
You're the most talented.
Oh, there's a card.
I dare not play it easily.
This guy isn't in good luck.
There's always some cost you have to pay if you ask for his help.
Mian Mian...where is it?
Judging from your situation,
he's the only person who can turn you into
a powerful real man
That must be magic, right?
What does he do?
There's only one kind of person that stayed at home and plays God.
Screenwriter.
Screenwriter...
Subtitle by Aldi Arman
Let me go.
Impossible.
I don't want to be a geek already.
The Alliance of Geek isn't a place
that you can enter or leave as you wish.
He said he doesn't want to.
Why do you force him?
Make way.
You enter here on your own.
You shouldn't pursue me.
You shouldn't leave the alliance.
It's still not too Iate.
I can't go back.
I'm in love.
This isn't love.
This is betrayal.
Let me go.
Geekzer does not agree.
Now that he said it.
You should go back with us.
Our leader won't make it difficult for you.
You're forcing me.
We're all brothers.
You're forcing us too.
My mom told me
that I should not fight easily.
Don't make me use violence.
You'll get hurt.
Getting hurt is a part of my work.
Come on, do it.
For the sake of brotherhood,
I allow you to hit in my face.
I'll give in for just three blows. Come on.
Hahaha, no need to be modest.
Since you said you're leaving...
You're so naggish.
Listen carefully.
Go back and tell your leader and Geekzer.
He Mian Mian will break up with the alliance from now on.
Now he belongs to the Single Best Girls.
What...
If you keep harassing him,
the Goddess of Geeks will go mad
and become your biggest nightmare.
Understand?
Mian Mian, let's go.
Humph.
Can I hold your hand all the way?
You didn't loosen my hand so far.
Oh, that's true.
Oh, what's wrong?
Have a seat.
We've been out very long.
We should go back.
No.
Be good.
No.
Do you remember I've told you
when we first met that
you're born to be a wizard who learns how to tell from behaviors.
I remember.
Later, I've asked whether you would like to be my disciple,
actually, I wanted to bring out your
talents and potentials to the maximum.
Sometimes I thought,
if you wasn't my disciple,
probably you would have been married
earlier like other girls.
Oh, my dear teacher.
That's not true.
Have you ever thought
how long you have been neglecting
people's true things other than traces of deception?
I hope that
you could try to observe something
that you've never seen from others
and listen to those words that you've never given them the chance to say.
Although they might be not as capable as you are,
it doesn't mean you have the reason to bully them,
right?
I want to try this pant
OK.
Wait me here.
These darn geeks
want to sow discord among us.
Okay, if you want to play,
I'll end your game.
Vivi, shut down the server.
You can't play online with us anymore.
Come out of the house
and surrender together to the Single Best Girls.
Surrender together?
My mom won't agree.
If they think we'll surrender so easily,
they really underestimate us.
At the worst I'm not playing their game any more.
Oh, the game must go on.
But talking about surrender,
that's absolutely impossible.
But they're going to shut down the server.
No one can completely stay at rest.
I'm out of the warring world,
but the world still remembers my legend.
What are you trying to say?
Beat them in their own game.
Combo attack.
Brothers.
Let's witness the miracle together.
Do it.
Where did those bastards go?
It should be cursed that the geek boy stood me up.
I have a bad feeling.
Big sister.
Did those geek boys not show up?
Where have the guys been?
These damned geeks.
None of them turned up.
I knew they would play some tricks.
Our girls made effort in make-up,
expecting a big buffet.
Oh, shit. We're enticed to leave our site.
Let me tell you.
Geeks are children that never grow up.
Never grow up? Retarded.
What do these geeks do at home usually?
They use too many tissues.
There's an inside person.
Otherwise they can't get in by any means.
Who didn't go today?
Oh, Flower Girl.
Sisters. Give it to me.
Do some tidy-up.
Boss, Boss, we have a problem.
The server was restarted.
It was changed by someone.
A firewall was added.
I really don't know anything about this.
Is there anything you know?
You don't know nothing.
Now I seriously suspect that
you are the mastermind.
Do I look like a mastermind?
Our server was hacked by your people.
You have to find the password to modify the firewall.
This case
is quite difficult.
Name your condition.
I want to have a date with the Goddess of Geeks.
Your aspiration is too small.
I just became an agent for her.
Don't you like me?
Don't you dislike me?
You're too philandering.
None of your business.
Agree or disagree?
You've seen her last time.
Why don't you call her yourself?
Not that girl.
What I need is the first generation Goddess of Geeks.
What?
You didn't make it clear to her.
Who still likes the first generation Goddess of Geeks?
That's obsolete long ago.
I like.
Do you know me?
We've chatted online.
What's your nickname?
Stinky Strawberry.
So you are that Stinky Strawberry?
Yes.
Get me the password.
I'll arrange a date for you.
Of course I know my own illness.
Yes.
Hi.
What's wrong, Minnie?
Please don't come to see me again.
I feel
so boring when being with a geezer like you.
What makes you like me?
You're really my Goddess of Geeks.
What about the password?
Sent to your mobile phone just now.
Oh, truly speaking,
we are so predestined to meet.
If you won't be my valentine,
the God would go mad.
How can you be so brazen-faced?
I just like you.
But I don't like you.
Give me a chance.
Okay.
Seeing that you're so warm-hearted to act as go-between.
Just do me a favor.
And help me find a good partner.
How old are you?
Born in 1 981.
Just find me a 1 976 one, eight years older than me.
With salary above 200,000 a year.
No bad hobbies. No marriage record.
How tall are you?
1 72cm.
Find someone above 1 80cm.
Mature and reliable. Considerate and humorous.
And like doing sports.
What horoscope sign?
Cancer.
Find me a Leo, Libra
or Aries.
The firewall was shut off.
That's great.
How could it happen?
No way.
Where are the clothes?
Nai Hwa.
I gave him the password
and the key too.
Once we input them,
all characters controlled by the Single Best Girls
will be stripped together.
Let's not tell everybody yet.
Just wait and see.
Hello, are you okay?
Doctor How told me that
she's gone to the US for a cure.
In fact I really don't know her.
I don't know whether she has a boyfriend.
And I really don't know whether she's married either.
I just really like her.
Which year were you born in?
1 976
Have you been married?
No.
Is there any bad hobby?
No.
Salary of a year?
400 thousand
Horoscope sign?
Leo.
Do you like doing sports?
Swimming.
Height?
1 80cm.
Are you that tall?
Including the shoes' height, nearly.
After a worn quest without any result,
there is a sperm storehouse by your side.
Her name is Liu Ting.
I knew her.
Wow.
Have you seen enough?
Let's go.
I'm not going even I'm killed.
Oh, don't be so serious.
It's just cyber love with you, right?
Wow, you have big boobs.
Reduce your weight.
It hurts.
Wow, a hooligan became a geek.
My mom said it already.
It's unreliable.
Your mom, your mom... you're so annoying.
Hey, have your hair cut.
And your eyebrows too.
Who? Your friend?
It's fixed.
Put your clothes back.
Don't irritate the. Single Best Girls anymore
Oh, a new comer.
The relative of Nai Hwa.
Where is he then?
I don't know.
He refused to come no matter what.
Hi, the power of the Alliance of Geeks is magnificent.
They're not bad.
But they just all stay at home.
Geeks never act
Iike those crazy unmarried girls hanging out all day.
Oh. By the way.
Who is the leader of the alliance?
Well, didn't Nai Hwa tell you?
No. He didn't tell me anything.
Who is it? No one appears like a leader.
Actually we don't have a leader.
Someone has to take the lead.
Little brother...
You
I can't imagine that my observation will go wrong.
Leader.
I just failed to tell.
But Vivi told me that
she luckily got your help.
Or else she'll be very sad.
No.
People were just teasing her for fun.
How about you and Promie?
She doesn't want me to be a geek.
Suddenly
I miss my old single days.
With unrequited love,
one doesn't feel empty.
Now, however,
I feel very empty.
Do I love her no more?
Probably yes. So...
Promie asked when I'll marry her.
I've bought the ring already.
I bought it three years ago.
Just the day before I broke up with her.
Tell me.
Should I put the ring on her finger?
Yes.
Why not?
You've been waiting for her for three years.
Isn't it what you're longing for?
Looks very good.
I...
Aren't you going to marry Promie?
If I really want to marry her,
will I ask you the question?
I'm sorry.
I don't know what you're thinking.
How would the boss of the Single Best Girls
be with the little leader of the Alliance of Geeks?
No kidding.
What's wrong?
Why are you tongue-tied?
There's one thing I must confess to you.
Okay.
Actually a friend
helped me to capture your heart.
What?
Those small tricks
are from his creation.
You know what.
After you agreed to go out with me,
he still kept telling me
to cherish you
and treat you well.
This friend
also told me that
he's carrying a torch for a girl too.
But he chose to help her find a better man than him.
He said,
as long as she's happy,
he's satisfied.
Su Nai Hwa
You bastard.
Are you tired of being alive?
Don't be a go-between for me.
Even I'm difficult to get married or what,
you don't need to help me.
Stop.
I'm not helping you.
I'm helping him.
No helping for whomever.
Shit, I...
I...
Squat Down
Am I that practical?
Yes.
Damn that yes.
I'm not that disposable
or transferable type.
I don't want to be like this.
If you love me,
why don't you tell me?
I've told you.
You said you like me.
You didn't say you love me.
I'm telling you again that I love you.
Just break me.
Break you...
I even want to kill.
You're coming to kill to conceal.
Go to hell.
Fallen asleep.
You're back.
Why don't you stay in the US for a cure?
It can't be cured.
I miss you.
Why do you not go to the hospital?
I'm not going.
Mannie doesn't want to say good-bye to you in the hospital.
Do I look very ugly?
I'm uglier than you.
I'm sorry.
I should not have forced you to go.
I didn't lie to you.
I'm working.
These are all yours.
They are the best works from mine.
I drew them for my love.
It's a pity that I can't see what they look like on you.
You can see it.
You will definitely see it.
It feels very nice when you miss someone.
So missing is the best inspiration.
I've been missing you too.
You make my life perfect.
Do you know?
You must persist.
You can't leave me.
I'll feel lonely if you leave me.
Whose hand should I hold?
Who do I hug?
It's me embracing you.
Don't leave me, okay?
Silly.
I don't want to go either.
But we still met with each other, didn't we?
Don't cry.
Sing a song for me, will you?
I want to go to sleep.
I can't bear seeing you go.
I can't help hearing you say
you love me forever.
But finally it turns false.
I can't bear seeing the tears.
I can't take the heartbreak.
Your pledge of love is magnificent.
But what can I keep with me?
Why do you always smile?
I see that you're going to lose your mind for being an agent.
It's funny.
You don't go angry?
Why should I?
Everyone is playing a game with more fun than online game.
After such a sacrifice,
did you get what you want?
I think
it's time for our
alliance of geeks to admit we lose.
Why should we?
The game doesn't have any winner or loser.
After being played,
the game is over.
What did you win in the real sense?
Just admit defeat earlier
and save a bit more time.
Do you think it's fair to Jing Jing?
General.
What? Demonstrate to me.
There's no need.
Anyway, you've never defeated me.
You take Jing Jing as your rival
and your date with her as a fight.
Do you think it's fair to her?
She likes to see me through.
I won't let her make it.
That's all.
Isn't it a kind of deception?
It's a merely means.
Conceal the sharp edge
and pretend silly. It makes me relaxed.
I knew you certainly have the strength
to win since in the college.
But you never defeat me once.
Is it fair to me?
It's just cultivation.
You don't accept it?
Alright. I'm going to lose once.
I'll let Jing Jing see me clear.
Marry me.
I'll be happy.
What sort of proposal is it?
You're critical than any other girl.
Because you know better than them
that the words "Marry me, I'll make you happy all your life"
usually said when people propose is actually a nonsense
In essence, marriage
is for the sake of one's own happiness.
Although it sounds selfish in the proposal,
but at least you can see that
I'm not lying.
Marry me.
I'll be happy.
And...
And me?
Regarding this,
I'm afraid you'll only find it out
after you're my wife.
Do you have the courage?
Mann,
frankly speaking,
I don't understand you today.
Promie.
Liu Ting.
We've lost the game.
I admit my defeat
with an empty heart.
Does it look good?
I've promised Promie. I'll manage to find it for her.
Where's the watch?
Where did you put it?
Idiot, give up.
That watch is obsolete.
The fact is that I love this ring.
But I think it's a little old.
Besides,
the diamond is too small.
Shall we go together someday and buy a new one?
Speaking of this,
I want one too.
Yeah, you're right.
This ring is very chap indeed.
It's just worth 1 000 bucks.
I remember, when I bought it,
I was imagining that
I can change this value for my Promie.
But now,
I want to change this promise
for my invaluable love.
I want to be with you.
Hello.
Boss, Liu Ting told me that
Han Jing accept Vincent's proposal.
See me off.
I won't be a geek anymore.
In that world,
you won't find the most valuable thing in life.
Being a geek is only a process
that leads to an end.
Everyone will realize it eventually.
Happiness need to be strived for.
You're the one to decide what step to follow.
Are you the leader of the Alliance of Geeks?
Yes.
Why is it you?
Aren't you the manga artist of that time?
Yes.
What do you meet me for?
I want you to do me a favor.
I'm not your acquaintance.
But you're Mian Mian's acquaintance.
Where is that asshole?
Why does he hide away from me?
You hit him.
He lied to me.
He pretended a handsome guy on purpose
and make me moved.
It turns out it's only a show.
He even let me consider
the Alliance of Geeks is a horror.
The alliance was under your humiliation and oppression.
They all longed for freedom and love.
I guess Nai Hwa is behind this again.
Actually I always disagree to the fight between two alliances.
This time
I almost became a "Siren of Geeks"
and tried to demolish your alliance with Han Jing and Liu Ting.
And then?
Then that Melonie told us the truth
and I gave him a good beat.
No wonder Mian Mian dare not meet you.
Well...
you go back and tell him
to get his ass of his house.
I won't hit him.
Alright. I'll help you to ask him out.
But can you help me
to ask all geeks out of their house?
You're also a traitor working for the girls.
No.
You're our agent.
Of course I'm not.
I need you to ask only one person out.
But I have to ask so many out for you.
You've taken the advantage.
I've been the boss of the geeks for a long time.
Now I finally understand one thing.
My personal happiness
doesn't mean that they can have the same happiness.
Only after I help all our boys find
what they thirst for
can I be a qualified boss
to fight for what I thirst for.
Have you really decided?
Once you do so,
our group will be the winner.
We all are winners, aren't we?
Okay, then.
Let me help you.
This is for you.
What is it?
It's the Order of Goddess.
You have the same idea with our first boss.
So let's obtain what we thirst for.
Dear geeks,
this is the last order from
the Goddess in your heart.
Listen to me.
Don't stay at home
every day before it's too late.
Listen to me.
Go immediately tell the girls you like
that you like her.
If you don't confess courageously,
there won't be any chance that they become your love ones.
So,
I hope you can all seize the chances
and bravely take the steps.
Actually the feeling in love is so fantastic.
Go for it. I'll support you.
Do you have any clue?
No, I don't.
Alright.
Let's work together from within and outside.
Couple Double Spys.
Little boy, why are you here?
Jing Jing, I realize that I have a crush on you.
Can you postpone your marriage to Mann
and give me a chance?
You ask Jing Jing not to marry me?
For what
For this.
What's this?
Just now, in this city,
250 thousand lights were turned off.
and 250 thousand computers were shut down.
Did you see?
Su Nai Hwa, are you blind?
At the moment,
250 thousand boy of the Alliance walked out of their house
and confess to the girls they like,
in the hope of ending their single life.
Did you see?
At this same time tomorrow,
there will be numerous boys
that have the chance to kiss the girls they love.
I just hope that I'm one of them.
Boyboy is the boss of our alliance.
He can let 250 thousand geeks start to love.
Mann, can you?
Our boss can fill the city of the flavor of love.
Mann, can you?
People are laughing now.
If you can do so,
what are you trying to prove?
I don't want to lose Jing Jing.
Childish, but true enough.
If you can actually take Jing Jing away today,
I won't be surprised.
Although I don't want to admit it,
but it seems I'll really lose before you.
What do you regard me as?
A game chip?
All those win or lose bullshit.
I wonder whether men can stop being so boring.
I really feel that
he suits you better than I do.
You'll be happy if you marry him.
You don't need to decide my happiness
or the person I marry
Jingjing
Mann, excuse me.
I didn't mean to disturb your engagement party.
What engagement party?
Your and Jing Jing's.
Oh my god.
It's not an engagement party today.
It's her birthday party.
I'm just here to celebrate her.
She just agreed to go out with me.
But she didn't promise to marry me.
Don't be happy too early.
Fair competition.
starts only from now on.
It's too embarrassing.
I was passed from a man to another like a football.
No...I didn't.
The bosses of the Single Best Girls are always successful
but I'm the only failure.
It isn't that serious.
My pride was blown heavily.
Why was I chosen by a damned geek?
I changed.
Isn't there any man else on the earth?
No one likes me.
I like you, see?
Behavioral psychology is shit.
The study of it only leads to a frigging geek.
I mean it.
I'm not a geek anymore.
Are you kidding
Boss, I said I'm in love with a geek.
Did you just hear the word "geek"?
Please save face for me, okay?
Do you think it's remarkable to just drive everyone out for dates?
Don't you feel the things you've been doing are particularly boring?
I know.
But I really don't know what else I can do.
I know I've nothing talented.
Before I met you,
I only drew manga
and buy watches online.
And unrequited love.
Except for this
I really know nothing.
But I like.
Now only the two of you are single.
Don't try to escape.
I'II withstand. I'II withstand.
God blesses you. God blesses you.
Good Luck.
Sisters, go!
Handsome, what's your name?
Halibanoh Doraemon Aiguli
Maimaiti Steadicam Hasang Pikachulavsky
So you're Pikachulavsky.
What's your name?
Halibanoh Doraemon
What's your name?
Hush. From now on,
your name is Lucky.
Subtitle by Aldi Arman